Republic Day Hangover

It was a great morning especially if you see it nearly 2-3 months later. I was rather compelled to see that morning which I always miss to see as my maid came very early on yesterday morning. I love tea and unless I get up early I could not get that made by her which usually below bar of my standards. But the sack of my laziness I don’t want to make it myself and had to wake up to get that and habitually my toothbrush with age old toothpaste on its surface went into mouth as it’s the first thing I do with the news paper in front of my glassless eyes. I opened the door and ohhhhnoooo again a stupid fellow took my newspaper and forced me to open the television as I get very bored in brushing my teeth for such a long time. Suddenly everywhere in news channels there was some white smoke all around with a peculiar sound of people-talk (not the conversation for sure) going on. For a piece of second I thought the visibility or the TV video has some problem as voice was very clear but visibility wasn’t. And that very point of time a killer missile zoom along on its carrier 'a heavy tank'. OMG this is parade of Republic Day in cruel fog, which doesn’t understand what kind of Showbiz it is. Oh it is Republic day or our very own “chabbis janvary”(not January). I just forget the great day when Free India became Republic of India.
I was always an average student of Civics (part of history or social science whatever), god knows why they study so much in deep in 6-8 standards. But a question explode in my mind what actually a republic is, it is the same question which arises when I see my passport (usually for indentity proof)which I got after paying hefty 2500 instead 1000 Rs to the government. I thought it is the correct day for Wiking it, I just Wikied it and found the first line—
“A republic is a form of government in which the head of state is not a monarch and the people (or at least a part of its people) have an impact on its government.”
I thought mmmm yes that’s what called republic and we, in India with the help of this 3 hr long showcase, want to show that Mr/Mrs President you are not a god damn monarch, we are saluting you because you deserve to be there and we have made you this much powerful. Oh! Is that really true? Is the person so powerful or is there any different story in here?
I will analyze according to definition
Form of Government—---I don’t think there is any kind of government in this country. Don’t we are anarchical in so many states and finding ourselves within 3Ls snatching person (Land, Leverage, Lust). Is that for we are enjoying ourselves.
Head of state is not A Monarch—---Basic need of Republic my friend is non-monarchy and 90% of these 60 yrs the same family ruled us (not served us rather ruled) or supported persons to rule us. I started counting and found that only 11 out of 14 powerful states has or had in last government, persons who belong to The Families. If big states have this pattern you could better think of small states. More than 70% of our MPs belong to Families and we are non-Monarch state.
Don’t blame the system think about ourselves, it’s we who support the families happily and feel secure because we were 546 small states before becoming a nation and most of us are lineage of the persons who had their head down before the Crown. Forget about a moment the secular and non secular fiasco, BJP was one of the non family head of government but why we eventually go for BABA and Maji. Because we like to bow head and don’t like any one of us to go in that position to destroy the monarchy system. Rather we love to elect one monarch against other, one family over other. That’s Democracy to show your power of Vote and election but that’s not republic.
Impact on the Government--—Should I elaborate it? just go and shop in Marvari vala shop or parchun vala shop you will get a better idea what the impact we have on government.
We are only mascot and the numbers to get counted and decide which Family is going to run this country. Don’t pull the leg of those who want to make name Republic of India true in its actual meaning.
hufffffff bhasad…no I actually reminded my 26 Jan speech 10 yrs ago, any ways my Tea was chilled then thinking all this. I had to bow my head in front of my maid today to get it hot again.Surekhaji please chai garma dijiye ye Republic hai Shashan nahi.
Happy Democracy in a (Non) Republic state.

The gun is aiming at you head but please don’t be hysteric!!

Oh no you people come again to read this crap which will hurt you by the very end of the blog. Your ip is identified and within 48 hours of the click you will hear a gunshot near your head. But no..no.. no..!!! Don’t be Hysteric. That’s mighty soul is here only because it’s bound to go back. You might find me stupid and really pathetic on joking as you were not even scared for the possible part of a second; just think about the Indian living in the land of dreams Australia. Their room mates, batch-mates, brothers even more siblings are getting a scar each day just because they thought so called western (Australia is geographically eastern, but WHITES are always western socially) are more cosmopolitan and have a great environment for study, and Mr. P.M. Kevin Rudd is really funny making joke of a standard of one of ever going laughter challenge in our own channels, stating that Poor Indian Students don’t be HYSTERICAL. He and his own angels whether Foreign secretary of Australia or High commissioner to India, all are trying to prove that everywhere in the world unrest has happened before but, other than Melbourne the examples they have cited is Mumbai and Delhi. I mean do we really need any challenge to prove who is more idiotic other than these 3 idiots (hold) rather who is more funny.
Australia earns $15 billion through education outsource to India, that demands more sincerity and responsibility other than comparing Melbourne to Mumbai despite 2 students in 3 days reached the fate for which certainly they were not there. I will take a break and say Mr. Raj, Do you really think what impression of our country your unrest has laid on world who never understands what Marathi Manoooooooos is. They only blow horn and shout “Look inside you..you even can’t protect you natives in your nation”.(break over)
Kangaroos, in cricket or in talks of any standard, manage to impose their policy and attitude of White Australia. The miniscule number of arrests shown by their police is just to close the case and even more their judges find it difficult to decipher the “Racial” link behind it all, despite victims of so called Robbery and Unrest is always Indians. Huuuhh what all noise and boring information I am sending through this page ,if our own Mr. S M Krishna is terrified and sending a note to be cautious as he can not do anything because he is an Indian Minister and if he condemns or chide with so ‘funny' people he does not know which rule of which article of which contract with Australia will be violated. Alas! Students who have given country so proud or so wealth, are feeling so dejected, but country has done enough for you. Please read 1000 Page advisory and then board on plane. That’s all two great democracies of world can do for you. The gun is aiming at you head but please don’t be hysteric!!

Baffled on the label too for my first blog??

I wish you all (provided anyone other than me read this) a happy new year and after viewing my horoscope for this year which says I will do some thing new which was long awaiting. I found writing my first blog of life the most awaited task for me as I could not gather the strength to write this. Doing something first is always a daunting task for me. I will not say my first debate, stage performance bla bla bla..I will go for first train journey of my life without my parents, first cooking of my life which always rendered a delay for its first occurrence because I thought it should be good at first instance itself. Same here, where I feel it’s comparatively easy to do the second if you have done first even the worst of its kind.

Well, If I am writing something for the first time so on what I should write, be it my office, my friends, or be it Obamai-sation of Noble Peace prize definition or Copenhagen-saga of countries who least care about others. I can choose from melting mountains to evolving inflation, I can choose anything brazenly without thinking what a pain is in reader’s sensitive part if he (lesser chances for She) reads my blog if it could have been my blog number ‘n’. But here that so called ‘being my first..’ phobia is chasing me creating a pressure that it should be nothing less than a masterpiece despite the fact that I have not created anything in my life which can be remembered for more then a passé’. Still I ,and I hope, everybody cares that his first thing be it interview or examination viva to its first presentation should be memorable.

I can only wait till all of us will be able to sustain the pressure of “First Impression is the Last impression” cliché’. I think next time I will write some thing substantial as I am not here to impress anybody, rather to express my views which are usually wasted in day to day discussion so that I can look back after 10 years what I thought on a particular day; Even though “being my first…” Hound chases me in my first blog. Have a good time to all (conditions applied).